Dear Internet Access,

I’m so glad that you have returned. I can’t tell you how much I missed you. It is quite difficult to do everything that needs to be done on a smart phone. Have you ever tried to review excel files received via email from a tiny screen? Of course not!

I promise to not take you for granted, especially when you are running a little slow because your slow speed blows my 3G out of the water. May you never leave me again.

Highest regards,
Kristin